Young Heffner


This latest addition to the Dating Wall of Degenerate Hopefuls is courtesy of a “meet you” notification from Plenty of Fish. Usually I take a quick peak from these notifications, and most of the time I just end up deleting them since it was obvious they saw my pictures and never read my profile.

The profile I am featuring is one of those cases. The entire profile broke Rule No. 2 on my Dating Wall of Degenerate Hopefuls list, using text language in their profile. The part that made me giggle the most was his headline and his profile pictures.

Is this what J-Lo meant by Jenny from the Block?

Oooo, those boots are HOT aren’t they.

Its funny… Mr. Heffner Jr. doesn’t seem to have access to his father’s vast accounts since it seems that he couldn’t spring for a scanner to upload his suave pictures. That is unless the camera flashes were intended pictures No. 5 and 6.

What is a grade A trapstar?

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