Tonight I was enjoying a kid-free evening and on nights like this I like to numb my brain in an effort to relax by playing a little round of Quickmatch on OkCupid. Most of the time its just same old plain basic profile after basic profile, but once in awhile I stumble on a profile where I just can’t help but read and re-read in effort to figure out if its for real (and I use the word real loosely).
Normally I like to do a little bit of a commentary of the profiles I add to my Dating Wall of Degenerate Hopefuls, but the one I am posting tonight just has no words. Plus I don’t think it needs any words (I am sure you’ll see why in a moment).
The only intro to the profile below is take note of my match search settings, no really, take a good look right now.
OK, now that you saw what my search settings are take a look below, but please keep in mind the first bullet point.
I think this last little bit of the profile sums up everything you might be thinking and more.